What's E.T. short for? Unknown 10:07 Q: What's E.T. short for? A: His legs aren't very long. (modified from /r/jokes) Share: Email ThisBlogThis!Share to XShare to Facebook Related Posts:Andy Gill, iconic post-punk guitarist for Gang of Four, has diedMan kicked off flight for wearing gas maskTake your gaming to the next level with these Nintendo Switch accessoriesHere's how to plan for a trip to JapanThese gorgeous roses can last for a year without any upkeep