Oh, Denny's.
How many meetings did you have before you decided on using an anthropomorphic poop-like sausage for one of your Grand Slam breakfast mascots? https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/906564611700350976 https://twitter.com/SeanGallimore/status/907012753390395392
Not enough, clearly. I feel a little sad for you right now.
Good job on the tiny fedora though.
photo by Mike Mozart
(Mashable)