Friday, 3 May 2019

Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

A: Wookieleaks

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And a few more funnies to support your Star Wars Day celebration tomorrow:

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Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

A: So it doesn't Hang Solow!

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Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

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Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

A: Game of Clones

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Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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RIP Peter Mayhew

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