The "Hot Pockets" jingle in a minor key is a sad and somber reflection of your disappointing childhood.

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— WEST COAST TOUR W VALENTINE JAN 15-FEB 9 (@LeftAtLondon) January 7, 2020

There is so much gravitas and weight implied in the slightest shift of a 5-second hook.

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