After watching this 10-minute training video, you will be an expert carver ready to serve diners at America's premier buffet restaurant.
"This is me in a Old Country Buffet Training Video," writes The Carving Guy. "This will teach All of you the Proper way to slice meat at dime thicknesses ! Bahahahahahaha"
Sadly, Google reports that the Pittsburgh Old Country Buffet is now "permanently closed", so I'll have to get brunch elsewhere.